Bet you're jealous!

So here's the thing.
Johnny Depp, David Tennant, Brad Pitt and I are eloping together to a far away place.
Just thought I'd say, because, ya'know... You're bound to envy me.
We're going to have a nice house on a hill, and have "chums over every friday".
You're all invited of course.... Ooh... except you.... No, not you, You on the left, NO Two next to her! YOU! Yes you.
Envy me.
We're going to have a picnic, with spicy Dorito's... And... Strawberry milkshake.
And we're going to have a massive matress that fills a whole room and it's going to be filled with blankets and pillows and pudding. Muahahahaha!
And we're going to watch films, and discuss how much better all of them would be as those roles...
And then we're going to act scenes out.
It will be SUCH fun!
Then when we're tired, we'll all cuddle down in the matress room, and talk about everything.
And be so happy that we've found eachother.

Zumo de mango.
That is all.