Today

So, there's the thing with my mother being completely homophobic and everything...
And I just wind her up, ya know, as you do.
So, I fixed my little sisters Ipod...
Mother: "How did you get liz's ipod to work?!"
Me: "Because I'm a "Lesbian", and lesbians have superpowers."

Emily: 1 Mother: 0.

Zumo De Mango.
That is all.

My Friend

You were my inspiration, my muse, my song.
'Till feelings of doubt and regret came along.
Regret of the future, not yet passed,
And doubt of the present, the doubt it would last.
The feeling one has, when one finds ones friend,
To a woman, is over come and twisted round the bend.
For women seek security, companionship and love,
When all they need is friendship, pure as a dove.
I realised too late, that's what I craved,
And I begged hopelessly, that it could be saved.
I felt trapped, and scared, I loved you too much,
But I didn't feel right, with the way that you touched.
I needed a friend, I turned you a foe,
I tried to push you away, but I loved you so.
Do not think it was, time wasted in vain,
But I should have spoken, taken time to complain.
Oh, The things people say, Or write, or do,
Can make you realise, how much you miss being you.
Some change for others without their consent,
Then realise their actions and rise to repent.
It’s the people you love that warn you to heed.
And make you realise, they’re all that you need.
When you’re broken, they’ll help you mend.
And love you completely. ‘Till the very end.

Parody of "love story" by taylor swift.

You’re on the phone with your daughter,

She’s upset,

She’s going on about something your ex said,

You shouldn’t choose your ex just before her,

She’s crying in her room, wishing you’d just be her dad.

I can’t believe you would let her be so sad.

One day she could grow up, not want to know you.

Chorus

Your ex is in a hostel,

And she’s anorexic,

She bit her first daughter,

And that’s how is started,

I just think about the day when you wake up and find,

What we’ve been telling you has been right the whole time,

 And can’t you see that we’re the ones that tried to tell you?

All this time how could you not know?

Andeeeeee, she doesn’t want to know me.

She don’t wanna know me.

Walking down the street with my head held down in shame,

I can’t believe she thinks I’m the one to blame.

It’s so hard living with deceit and deception.

Torn at the seams are left two young girls so frail.

She’d throw away her own family for one old male.

What you doing with a woman like that?

Why can’t you man up and be her dad?

Me and my sister wrote this in our times of desperation. </3

You'll See.

You're the most perfect boy I ever cold need.
Why can't you see that? You're blinded by greed.
I knew there was something when you kissed like you did.
But out of my hands, of course you slid.
I couldn't hold on. You lost interest.
I gave you everything. More than my best.
Now you ignore me when I try to speak.
And make out it's because you're mild and meek.
Just you watch out babe, you'll run out of luck.
I wont come running when you say you're stuck.
Your heart will break, and your mind will ache.
You'll realise using me was a big mistake
Hold on honey, to those hundereds of whores.
Soon you'll know, I'm what you want and more.

A Lesson Well Learned

I spent every moment thinking of you,
And now you’ve torn me apart.
You filled my head
And stole my bed.
And now you’ve taken my heart.
I tried to be, everything you’d need
And thought you could love me too.
How stupid of me!
I tried not to see
The world revolves around you.
You killed me, you evil boy
You’ve ripped my heart to shreds
You used me, abused me
And made your way to my bed.
Did I really deserve to be used?
Then thrown unto the ground?
You played me along for six long months,
Without even making a sound.
I’m hurt, I’m ruined, I’m banished from the world.
To stay away from you: A lesson well learned.